Alvin, if you could just won­der on down to Texas and use your mag­i­cal pri­ma­ry-win­ning abil­i­ties ASAP that would be real­ly help­ful:

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Lead­ing Tex­an Demo­c­ra­t­ic Sen­ate Can­di­date Com­pares Oba­ma to Hitler
by Noah Roth­man | 3:02 pm, Feb­ru­ary 25th, 2014

In what has to be a blow for Demo­c­ra­t­ic par­ti­sans who were con­vinced that state Sen. Wendy Davis (D‑Fort Worth) can sin­gle-hand­ed­ly turn the Lone Star State blue in Novem­ber, the Texas Demo­c­ra­t­ic Par­ty appears to be on the verge of tar­nish­ing its rep­u­ta­tion. Accord­ing to a poll con­duct­ed by the Uni­ver­si­ty of Texas and the Texas Tri­bune, the fron­trun­ner to face like­ly incum­bent Sen. John Cornyn (R‑TX) in Novem­ber is Kesha Rogers. She is also some­what… unhinged.

Orig­i­nal­ly flagged by HotAir’s Guy Ben­son, the poll shows Rogers lead­ing her near­est oppo­nent in the race to face Cornyn, Dal­las area den­tist David Alameel, by 8 points – out­side the poll’s 6.04 per­cent mar­gin of error.

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But Democ­rats might be care­ful what they wish for…

“As an acolyte of peren­ni­al pres­i­den­tial fringe can­di­date Lyn­don LaRouche, she believes the U.S. econ­o­my is secret­ly con­trolled by a cabal of Lon­don finan­cial insti­tu­tions,” wrote Dal­las Morn­ing News reporter Nick Swart­sell in Decem­ber. “She’s parad­ed around Hous­ton with a giant pic­ture of Oba­ma sport­ing a Hitler mus­tache and com­pared the Afford­able Care Act to 1930s-era Nazi eugen­ics poli­cies.”

That’s right. Her cam­paign even fea­tures a video on her web­site com­par­ing Pres­i­dent Barack Oba­ma to Nar­cis­sus and advo­cat­ing for his removal from office.

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Rogers has also made a cen­tral plank of her cam­paign plat­form the col­o­niza­tion of Mars and the fund­ing to pre­pare NASA to use nuclear mis­siles to inter­cept poten­tial earth-impact­ing aster­oids.
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